A talented Angola Middle School scholar intent on creating a love potion now has to live with her experiment's unintended consequences. Abilene Santa Fe, 13, of rural Camden, MI, mixed chicken feed, cow steroids and Kibble to induce romantic tendencies in young men of Teutonic descent. But Santa Fe never got to test the serum's effectiveness. Startled when her albino sister unexpectedly entered her room, the would-be mad scientist spilled the potion on her hands, which immediately grew to three times their normal size.
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